There are pockets of society where, if you have a fight, or a grudge, the simplest way of expressing your feelings would be to put a poo through the letterbox of your adversary; I know this from television, honest!
So when I came home to a parcel on Saturday that I was not expecting, (perhaps too small/light for BQS surely, so no pressure or expectation there!!), and then opened it to find this...
...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry!!
Actually I did laugh, and smile, a lot; then I set about trying to narrow down the culprit... Torquay postmark? Graze muncher? Damn good piecer and binding hand-finisher... That could be loads of people, but I have my suspicions though.
Thank you so so much Secret Pooper! Honestly, it may be brown, but it is still completely Everso Lovely, and so are you! (See what I did there?)
If anyone else is interested, I also have an aversion to money, chocolate, stationary, buttons, lottery tickets and jewellery xxx