So when I came home to a parcel on Saturday that I was not expecting, (perhaps too small/light for BQS surely, so no pressure or expectation there!!), and then opened it to find this...
...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry!!
Actually I did laugh, and smile, a lot; then I set about trying to narrow down the culprit... Torquay postmark? Graze muncher? Damn good piecer and binding hand-finisher... That could be loads of people, but I have my suspicions though.
Thank you so so much Secret Pooper! Honestly, it may be brown, but it is still completely Everso Lovely, and so are you! (See what I did there?)
If anyone else is interested, I also have an aversion to money, chocolate, stationary, buttons, lottery tickets and jewellery xxx
Brilliant! Who is it though???
ReplyDeleteLOL. Well it wasn't me I know that.
ReplyDeleteHa they got you there, good and proper! At least it wasn't adorned with buttons! Di x
ReplyDeleteHaha I know who it is - nope I wasn't in on it I just guessed from your clues! Here's hoping you can 'get your own back' one day.
ReplyDeletehehehehehehe! gorgeous ;-)
ReplyDelete(I'm lost, though!)
What fun! I want a secret pooper-- but only one like this!
ReplyDeleteSecret parcels are fun! Is there a reason the 'giver' is remaining anonymous?!
ReplyDeleteLol that is SO funny, and it wasn't even me this time! Hmmm, now own up whoever you are so,we can all congratulate you!
ReplyDeleteHa ha.... She's just showing off cos she's got a new sewing machine! I guess EL is practicing on something you will treasure for ever!
ReplyDeleteOMG, it's trully hideous lol
ReplyDeleteSee, brown can be nice! But I am stumped too.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was that it must be from Rhonda (coz we know how much she loves brown!!) but the Torquay postmark threw me a bit. I think I might know who it is though...
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haha...VERY clever!
ReplyDeleteWell I'm completely out of the loop...being a stranger to you all. But it is really lovely and I like brown and the creator of this beautiful piece is clearly very talented!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I think I know who it is...
ReplyDeleteI knew you were a secret brown lover! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThink chocolate rather than the P word!
ReplyDeletei think it should dtay a lovely secret! x
ReplyDeleteHa ha, thats funny. I have no idea who it would be but very clever!
ReplyDeleteexcellent cheek, you are a lucky lady, to get such a yummy package, and in your favourite colours, too!
ReplyDeleteWhat an amazing thing to get through your letterbox!!
ReplyDeleteI am screaming laughing and wishing I would have thought of this. Can't wait to see who the culprit is.
ReplyDeleteSome of the prints aren't too bad, you should be happy it wasn't actual poop =D
ReplyDeleteExcellent - who could it be?
ReplyDeleteHahaha, did someone just take a little holiday to that part of the world, huuuum who could it be?
ReplyDeleteYour reputation proceeds you! Very funny! Jxo
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteSo funny...have you changed your mind on brown now???
ReplyDeleteI wish I was smart enough to have done this. Brilliant! Well done Secret Stitcher! Oh, Hadders, you make me laugh. Any luck with the lotto tix in today's post?
ReplyDeleteOMG, we are sisters united in our brown hatred, surely. This is hysterical. And perfectly suitable for a litter box lining (I can say that since I'm reading backwards and already know about the lovely typewriter mini - the REAL swap quilt, hehe).
ReplyDeleteFunny! But I actually know a bunch of deer hunters here in Tennessee who would love that! Perhaps hanging with the gun rack in their Ford pickup! HAHA
ReplyDeleteIf that was you real swap quilt ou could have really upset someone, LOL
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